See ya next Monday with more of this guy.
…suppressing my tendency to make fun of myself when writing a query letter. I should probably not say: Hi, I’m Meljean, a somewhat silly person who likes men in tights and capes. I wrote a couple of books, but they’re really long and stuff. With lots of blood. You wanna read them? Or, Hi, I’m(…)
Yes. I have issues. Stupidity ensues after the jump.