Just in time for the holidays…
A category pastiche by Tumperkin, Carolyn Jean, Ann Aguirre, Carrie Lofty, Bettie Sharpe, me, Kate Rothwell and Lorelie! It’ll begin later this month (complete with an amazing cover by Bettie) but here’s a first taste: the blurb!
He needed children for an advertising campaign. . .
All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to an orphanage looking for a new spokes-baby, he finds twins with eyes the color of pureed Cornish game hens. Mama Mia! He must take them home!
What he got was a ready-made family!
Content with her lot in life, Chastity Bliss slaves for her stepmother at the orphanage. This way she stays with her babies, though she can never acknowledge them. When Cesar adopts her twins, she follows as their nanny. What can she do? She has no choice, because though he doesn’t know it . . .
Cesar is their father!
Ya’ll are TWISTED!
and i must also add
OMG I better not be drinking anything when this starts!
*gasp* It has begun.
Wheee!!!!!
I’ll have you know I copied parts of your pimpage post. I’m that lazy.
ah ha ha. ha.
Ann, I pretty much copied Tumperkin’s
I think my head just exploded. lol.
Cannot wait for this one! What’s the title?
Now that is just plain scary!
HAHA! I love it!!
That’s all I have to say.
HAHA! I can’t wait. This should be all kinds of good fun.
:boggle:
LOL. This is great, can’t wait to read it!
I love secret baby stories.:grin:
Oops, I forgot the title!
The Italian Gourmet-Baby-Food Baron’s Ironically Pregnant Virgin Mistress