Comments on: The real-life inspiration for every line of sexual-tension-laden dialogue I’ve ever written:

By: Amie Stuart

Amie Stuart — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:08:28 +0000

PS I hate box mac n cheese regardless of brand. I actually came from a home where it wasn’t fed to us and the only person who makes it right is my best friend. I like Velveeta Shells n Cheese–or homemade which is uber-fattening!

By: Amie Stuart

Amie Stuart — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:05:54 +0000

Thanks! It’s my first anal scene, so I wanted to make sure I got it right.

I’m embarrassed to admit how long it took me to get that. *hangs head* I FAIL!

By: KMont

KMont — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:58:47 +0000

Wherein I discovered that a chai latte does not feel good through the nasal passages. LMAO.

By: Karin

Karin — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:30:25 +0000

I couldn’t stop laughing from the time I got to the end of your scene. Not only is your conversation with ‘Bobby’ hysterical, but so are the comments, and the commercial!

I can’t have conversations like that yet, but maybe someday. As for the mac & cheese, I love the box stuff, but I usually add cubes of colby as well. I like the extra cheesiness. Yum.

By: Carolyn Jewel

Carolyn Jewel — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:35:00 +0000

Funny!

By: Redmirchee

Redmirchee — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:14:48 +0000

LOL, Meljean, you’re wicked funny. And your hubby is a keeper…

By: Holly

Holly — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 03:30:27 +0000

Yes, it’s possible we married the same man. Even the “with computer on lap and tv to sports channel” is dead on, except generally mine has some cop-type show on (COPS, THE FIRST 48, SPEEDERS, etc) and he almost always ends with, “I hate you.”

Watch my heart melt.

By: Chery McInnis

Chery McInnis — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:38:49 +0000

Umm, yes. Could someone please explain the fascination men seem to have with sticking their weiners in places where weiners don’t belong- apple pies, girl’s bums, vacuum cleaner hoses-seriously what’s up with that? ;- ) I wonder if Peyton Manning is like that,lol.

By: Jill Myles

Jill Myles — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:11:18 +0000

*weeps with laughter*

This sounds like almost every conversation I have had with my husband. Ever.

Poor Meljean stuck with the nasty Mac & Cheese. And Bobby’s weiner in her ass.

By: azteclady

azteclady — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:10:20 +0000

I just fell in love with Peyton Manning–how sad is that?

Plus, I feel sooooo much better about my cooking abilities (hey, I haven’t poisoned anyone yet**, I’ll have you know!)

(**Well, not by accident, at any rate)