Life or Death poll
I have gone through every caffeinated thing in our house, but desperately need some to keep going this morning. I found some Godiva’s mocha mix that is six months past the pull date. Will it kill me? Check yes or no.
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In fact, it could save the lives of other members of your household!
No, it won’t kill ya–but you may end up wishing it did.
Jest sayin’
Need third option: No, but it may make you spend more time sticking your head down the loo bowl than writing your book.
Probably not. I’ve use expired mocha powders/mixes and I’m still standing. Usually they don’t taste as good though.
Thing is, if you’re that desperate for caffeine, it could be six *years* old and it would taste like ambrosia.
Not that I’ve been there before or anything. Ahem.
I think you’ll end up with superpowers. Three hours later your hair will be down to your calves, your clothes will fall off but you’ll be OK because your hair will form a barrier impenetrable by even a nuclear blast and you’ll have the irrepressible desire to go out and fight crime at your local Starbucks.
I’ve actually drank some powder mixes a few months after the expiration date. Still alive, just grew a tail. So go ahead and drink up!
I drank some cocoa mix that was at least 5 years old. I’m still alive. Think dry goods are pretty stable, you should be fine.
If I can use an asthma inhaler that expired 2 years ago and still breathe, you can drink 6 mo expired mocha.
Just wave it under yer nose for a sniff test first. If there’s no gagging, you’re good to go.