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Dear Kitty,

 

When you meow at the door, wanting to be let in, then PLEASE COME IN instead of standing there, sniffing the doorframe, and deciding whether you REALLY want to enter the abode where your fricking food is. I swear to God, I’m going to shut the door in your cute little face next time!

kthxbai,
Meljean

P.S. *sob sob* Okay, I wouldn’t shut it in your cute wittle face. It’s true: I’m totally pussy-whipped.

March 2nd, 2010 | Posted in *sob*, Argh!

5 comments

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by katiebabs on March 2nd, 2010 | Reply to this comment

At least your kitty doesn’t want to be a neck warmer and refuses to get down from your shoulders as she makes you become a hunchback because she’s heavy.

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by Venus Vaughn on March 2nd, 2010 | Reply to this comment

Tee hee hee :)

I used to have a cat that did that. I got to the point of counting to 10 for him to decide in or out, then the door was shut. Of course, being pussy-whipped myself, I would get up 5 minutes later and let him in. He learned not to hesitate the second time around.

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by D.L. on March 2nd, 2010 | Reply to this comment

I feel your pain. My two cats will moew behind a door for hours, and the moment someone goes to play with them to shut them up, they decide they want nothing to do with you.

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by Shiloh Walker on March 3rd, 2010 | Reply to this comment

I’m totally pussy-whipped

LMAO.

Our poodle does this. I just shut the door… *G* Does that make me mean? When she scratches five minutes later, then she is ready to come in…

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by niki on March 10th, 2010 | Reply to this comment

:-) This made me laugh. I make the same empty threats to my kitty. Especially when he’s insisted on going outside but then wants to stand there while I hold the screen as rain pours down on my arm. Gah. If I do get tired of standing there and close the door (making sure all paws and tails are safely clear), then just like Venus above, I will leap up a few minutes later when he meows again.

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