Comments on: Dear Ms. Klausner http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dear-ms-klausner The home of the Guardians erotic urban fantasy romance series and the Iron Seas steampunk romance series. Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:26:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Cohotteeagerm http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-40349 Cohotteeagerm Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:21:20 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-40349 Test message Sorry me noob... Test message
Sorry me noob…

]]> By: EmusyfemExexy http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-39075 EmusyfemExexy Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:59:19 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-39075 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: Cindi Kelley http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18429 Cindi Kelley Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:20:01 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18429 I meant aren't great. :brickwall: I meant aren’t great. :brickwall:

]]> By: Cindi Kelley http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18428 Cindi Kelley Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:19:13 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18428 Ok my thoughts on books are great. Kind of I liked it category most of the time but I do get my book facts straight.:roll: She's infamous in the online book community for this. Scary! :boggle: Ok my thoughts on books are great. Kind of I liked it category most of the time but I do get my book facts straight.:roll: She’s infamous in the online book community for this. Scary! :boggle:

]]> By: Sybil http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18370 Sybil Sun, 13 Jan 2008 00:27:59 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18370 First... As someone who has tried and tried to rename Meljean, I have to say just because you add a 'S' to the end of Brook doesn't mean you didn't read the book. Even if you do it repeatedly... ::adds yet another thing to fix on the blog:: Second... I think you have already used the line: By George, your boobs are pretty. just saying ;) First…

As someone who has tried and tried to rename Meljean, I have to say just because you add a ‘S’ to the end of Brook doesn’t mean you didn’t read the book. Even if you do it repeatedly…

::adds yet another thing to fix on the blog::

Second…

I think you have already used the line: By George, your boobs are pretty.

just saying ;)

]]> By: Barb Radmore http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18327 Barb Radmore Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:04:41 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18327 As the editor of a book review site I can not stay out of this discussion! If authors would stop using HK's reviews as part of their jacket PR or stop reprinting them inside on their review pages she might get the hint. Or on their web sites and PR packages and, well, you get the point. But that is done often enough that it must encourage her to keep doing what she does. As the editor of a book review site I can not stay out of this discussion! If authors would stop using HK’s reviews as part of their jacket PR or stop reprinting them inside on their review pages she might get the hint. Or on their web sites and PR packages and, well, you get the point. But that is done often enough that it must encourage her to keep doing what she does.

]]> By: vanessa jaye http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18325 vanessa jaye Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:11:36 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18325 lol. I think readers know to take any review by her with a tablet of salt. Love the sample dialogue from your "next book". lol lol. I think readers know to take any review by her with a tablet of salt. Love the sample dialogue from your “next book”. lol

]]> By: Susan Helene Gottfried http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18323 Susan Helene Gottfried Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:23:12 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18323 I DARE you to write that book, Meljean. I'll even review it for you (accurately) at Front Street Reviews. But you gotta include some of this comment trail. It's precious! (btw, am I the only person who thought equatorially meant Of or From the Equator?) I DARE you to write that book, Meljean. I’ll even review it for you (accurately) at Front Street Reviews.

But you gotta include some of this comment trail. It’s precious!

(btw, am I the only person who thought equatorially meant Of or From the Equator?)

]]> By: Ru http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18290 Ru Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:47:08 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18290 MelJean yo CRACK me up! I know what you mean though. Cant tell you how many books Ive read where the review has appearntly been about a different story than the one I read. Doesn't matter in your case. We will read anything you write anyway. MelJean yo CRACK me up!

I know what you mean though. Cant tell you how many books Ive read where the review has appearntly been about a different story than the one I read.

Doesn’t matter in your case. We will read anything you write anyway.

]]> By: Denni http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18256 Denni Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:05:55 +0000 http://meljeanbrook.com/blog/archives/486#comment-18256 Uck, never read her reviews anymore. The only reason I even slow down is to make sure I check the "NO" box for the question "was this review helpful to you?" Uck, never read her reviews anymore. The only reason I even slow down is to make sure I check the “NO” box for the question “was this review helpful to you?”

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