Meljean Brook

Next month, the Most Awesome Title Evah!

July 13th, 2008

Is being released by HP: The Millionaire’s Inexperienced Love-Slave*. In honor of the event, I’ve re-titled all of my books to fit the same format:

DEMON ANGEL: The Virgin Professor’s Mistress’s Devilish Bargain

DEMON MOON: Bedded By The Bloodsucking British Billionaire

DEMON NIGHT:  The Vengeful Guardian’s Convenient Mistress

DEMON BOUND:  Blackmailed: The Creepy Guardian’s Inexperienced Novice

*There is, of course, absolutely no doubt that I’ll be reading it.

18 Comments »

  1. katiebabs says

    And what would the title of Michael’s story be? :joker:
    The Sexy Guardian and his Mistress of the Scrolls?

    July 13th, 2008 | #

  2. Alice says

    Wha~?!?!! Hahahaha. I love em! :bmww:
    Ah, katiebabs all about Michael.

    July 13th, 2008 | #

  3. loonigrrl says

    I love Demon Bound’s new title! And that HP title is awesome or . . . awesomely bad. I’m not quite sure which.

    July 13th, 2008 | #

  4. Nicole says

    You do know that if you get it in ebook form, you could read it now, right? :twisted:

    July 13th, 2008 | #

  5. Ciara Stewart says

    ROTFL! Thanks. That made my day.

    July 13th, 2008 | #

  6. Charlene Teglia says

    ZOMG, Love Slave in the title for realz? I must have it.

    July 14th, 2008 | #

  7. Carolyn says

    Hmm. I wonder if I could get myself a millionaire love slave? Possible you think?

    Love the new titles, by the way. I think this is a trend.

    July 14th, 2008 | #

  8. Kerry Allen says

    I thought The Millionaire’s Virgin Love-Slave had a better ring to it.

    But that’s probably already been used. :wink:

    July 14th, 2008 | #

  9. meljean says
    Kerry — I think it’s because she’s a widow, so she’s not a virgin :lol:

    But, seriously, especially after reading the setup to the novel: she’s a widow who lost her (apparently — I’ve only read the excerpt, so it’s hard to tell) beloved husband. So she meets a man who looks EXACTLY like him, and spends a night with him.

    I’m not sure, but that sounds like it’s headed the way of lots of emotion and the grieving process … and it’s got a title like that?

    Sigh.

    Carolyn: MY WICKED ENEMY would be…? :-D

    Charlene — lol! I know! I can’t remember if I like Lee’s HPs or not (I should really start keeping records) but the setup does sound interesting. So I’ll be getting it.

    Ciara — hopefully, today or tomorrow is a better one. :ninja: Happy Birthday!

    Nicole — GET THEE AWAY FROM ME, EVIL TEMPTRESS!!

    …nah, I can’t read the e-books anymore. I get antsy at my laptop.

    loonigrrl — awesomely bad, methinks :-D

    Alice — she does have a one-track mind doesn’t she? :razz:

    katiebabs — I would tell you, but that would give away too many spoilers for DEMON BOUND :twisted:

    July 14th, 2008 | #

  10. katiebabs says

    I admit I do have a one track mind. :razz:
    Right now I am in the middle of reading some interesting HP’s. Got to love the ones where the Sheikh Prince with a hundred and one names seethes with hate over the heroine but can’t be denied her touch! heh.

    July 14th, 2008 | #

  11. Kerry Allen says

    Oh, like “widow” and “virgin” are mutually exclusive concepts. *pfft* If indeed her field has been plowed in the past, wouldn’t she be a Relatively Inexperienced Love-Slave, at best?

    Or perhaps it’s not referring to sex at all, but to her inexperience as a Love-Slave… :brickwall: I’m too invested in this now. I have to buy it. Curse you!

    July 15th, 2008 | #

  12. May says

    It’s actually already out if you do ebooks.

    And unlike all you weaklings, I am protected from some forms of Meljean’s evil and will not buy it. :mrgreen:

    July 15th, 2008 | #

  13. Tracy says

    Inexperienced love slave? Interesting…I guess he’ll have to teach her what to do! :) What a shame - I’m sure he’ll hate every minute of it!

    July 15th, 2008 | #

  14. Carolyn Jean says

    Hilarious names! But oh oh oh…
    The Vengeful Guardian’s CONVENIENT mistress?! I think if your own characters could clobber you, Charlie would be first in line. I am going to petition on her behalf that you change it to ‘Inconvenient mistress.’

    Do you think you’d have higher sales if those were really your titles?

    July 15th, 2008 | #

  15. Maya says

    whenever i read ‘billionaire’ in a title, it makes me think of that scene in the original austin powers movie where the villain still thinks a million dollars is a lot. i wonder when ‘billionaire’ will have to be upped, and i wonder what the transition was like when it originally went from ‘millionaire’ to ‘billionaire’?
    (you notice that i’m assuming ‘inexperienced love slave’ went through no such transition)

    July 15th, 2008 | #

  16. Allison says

    Ms. Meljean, you’re so clever (and funny). I love it!

    July 15th, 2008 | #

  17. nath says

    Oh gosh, this was priceless!! LOL :) Hilarious ;) I especially like the new title for Demon Angel. I was like: huh?

    July 16th, 2008 | #

  18. Shiloh says

    DEMON ANGEL: The Virgin Professor’s Mistress’s Devilish Bargain

    DEMON MOON: Bedded By The Bloodsucking British Billionaire

    DEMON NIGHT: The Vengeful Guardian’s Convenient Mistress

    DEMON BOUND: Blackmailed: The Creepy Guardian’s Inexperienced Novice

    :boggle:

    Choke. Choke. Meljean, darlin…. you’re dangerous… choke..gasp… sputter…

    July 20th, 2008 | #

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