Next month, the Most Awesome Title Evah!
Is being released by HP: The Millionaire’s Inexperienced Love-Slave*. In honor of the event, I’ve re-titled all of my books to fit the same format:
DEMON ANGEL: The Virgin Professor’s Mistress’s Devilish Bargain
DEMON MOON: Bedded By The Bloodsucking British Billionaire
DEMON NIGHT:Â The Vengeful Guardian’s Convenient Mistress
DEMON BOUND:Â Blackmailed: The Creepy Guardian’s Inexperienced Novice
*There is, of course, absolutely no doubt that I’ll be reading it.
Posted by meljean |
And what would the title of Michael’s story be? :joker:
The Sexy Guardian and his Mistress of the Scrolls?
July 13th, 2008 | #
Wha~?!?!! Hahahaha. I love em! :bmww:
Ah, katiebabs all about Michael.
July 13th, 2008 | #
I love Demon Bound’s new title! And that HP title is awesome or . . . awesomely bad. I’m not quite sure which.
July 13th, 2008 | #
You do know that if you get it in ebook form, you could read it now, right?
July 13th, 2008 | #
ROTFL! Thanks. That made my day.
July 13th, 2008 | #
ZOMG, Love Slave in the title for realz? I must have it.
July 14th, 2008 | #
Hmm. I wonder if I could get myself a millionaire love slave? Possible you think?
Love the new titles, by the way. I think this is a trend.
July 14th, 2008 | #
I thought The Millionaire’s Virgin Love-Slave had a better ring to it.
But that’s probably already been used.
July 14th, 2008 | #
But, seriously, especially after reading the setup to the novel: she’s a widow who lost her (apparently — I’ve only read the excerpt, so it’s hard to tell) beloved husband. So she meets a man who looks EXACTLY like him, and spends a night with him.
I’m not sure, but that sounds like it’s headed the way of lots of emotion and the grieving process … and it’s got a title like that?
Sigh.
Carolyn: MY WICKED ENEMY would be…?
Charlene — lol! I know! I can’t remember if I like Lee’s HPs or not (I should really start keeping records) but the setup does sound interesting. So I’ll be getting it.
Ciara — hopefully, today or tomorrow is a better one. :ninja: Happy Birthday!
Nicole — GET THEE AWAY FROM ME, EVIL TEMPTRESS!!
…nah, I can’t read the e-books anymore. I get antsy at my laptop.
loonigrrl — awesomely bad, methinks
Alice — she does have a one-track mind doesn’t she?
katiebabs — I would tell you, but that would give away too many spoilers for DEMON BOUND
July 14th, 2008 | #
I admit I do have a one track mind.
Right now I am in the middle of reading some interesting HP’s. Got to love the ones where the Sheikh Prince with a hundred and one names seethes with hate over the heroine but can’t be denied her touch! heh.
July 14th, 2008 | #
Oh, like “widow” and “virgin” are mutually exclusive concepts. *pfft* If indeed her field has been plowed in the past, wouldn’t she be a Relatively Inexperienced Love-Slave, at best?
Or perhaps it’s not referring to sex at all, but to her inexperience as a Love-Slave… :brickwall: I’m too invested in this now. I have to buy it. Curse you!
July 15th, 2008 | #
It’s actually already out if you do ebooks.
And unlike all you weaklings, I am protected from some forms of Meljean’s evil and will not buy it.
July 15th, 2008 | #
Inexperienced love slave? Interesting…I guess he’ll have to teach her what to do!
What a shame - I’m sure he’ll hate every minute of it!
July 15th, 2008 | #
Hilarious names! But oh oh oh…
The Vengeful Guardian’s CONVENIENT mistress?! I think if your own characters could clobber you, Charlie would be first in line. I am going to petition on her behalf that you change it to ‘Inconvenient mistress.’
Do you think you’d have higher sales if those were really your titles?
July 15th, 2008 | #
whenever i read ‘billionaire’ in a title, it makes me think of that scene in the original austin powers movie where the villain still thinks a million dollars is a lot. i wonder when ‘billionaire’ will have to be upped, and i wonder what the transition was like when it originally went from ‘millionaire’ to ‘billionaire’?
(you notice that i’m assuming ‘inexperienced love slave’ went through no such transition)
July 15th, 2008 | #
Ms. Meljean, you’re so clever (and funny). I love it!
July 15th, 2008 | #
Oh gosh, this was priceless!! LOL
Hilarious 
I especially like the new title for Demon Angel. I was like: huh?
July 16th, 2008 | #
:boggle:
Choke. Choke. Meljean, darlin…. you’re dangerous… choke..gasp… sputter…
July 20th, 2008 | #