Next month, the Most Awesome Title Evah!
Is being released by HP: The Millionaire’s Inexperienced Love-Slave*. In honor of the event, I’ve re-titled all of my books to fit the same format:
DEMON ANGEL: The Virgin Professor’s Mistress’s Devilish Bargain
DEMON MOON: Bedded By The Bloodsucking British Billionaire
DEMON NIGHT:Â The Vengeful Guardian’s Convenient Mistress
DEMON BOUND:Â Blackmailed: The Creepy Guardian’s Inexperienced Novice
*There is, of course, absolutely no doubt that I’ll be reading it.
And what would the title of Michael’s story be? :joker:
The Sexy Guardian and his Mistress of the Scrolls?
Wha~?!?!! Hahahaha. I love em! :bmww:
Ah, katiebabs all about Michael.
I love Demon Bound’s new title! And that HP title is awesome or . . . awesomely bad. I’m not quite sure which.
You do know that if you get it in ebook form, you could read it now, right?
ROTFL! Thanks. That made my day.
ZOMG, Love Slave in the title for realz? I must have it.
Hmm. I wonder if I could get myself a millionaire love slave? Possible you think?
Love the new titles, by the way. I think this is a trend.
I thought The Millionaire’s Virgin Love-Slave had a better ring to it.
But that’s probably already been used.
Kerry — I think it’s because she’s a widow, so she’s not a virgin
But, seriously, especially after reading the setup to the novel: she’s a widow who lost her (apparently — I’ve only read the excerpt, so it’s hard to tell) beloved husband. So she meets a man who looks EXACTLY like him, and spends a night with him.
I’m not sure, but that sounds like it’s headed the way of lots of emotion and the grieving process … and it’s got a title like that?
Sigh.
Carolyn: MY WICKED ENEMY would be…?
Charlene — lol! I know! I can’t remember if I like Lee’s HPs or not (I should really start keeping records) but the setup does sound interesting. So I’ll be getting it.
Ciara — hopefully, today or tomorrow is a better one. :ninja: Happy Birthday!
Nicole — GET THEE AWAY FROM ME, EVIL TEMPTRESS!!
…nah, I can’t read the e-books anymore. I get antsy at my laptop.
loonigrrl — awesomely bad, methinks
Alice — she does have a one-track mind doesn’t she?
katiebabs — I would tell you, but that would give away too many spoilers for DEMON BOUND
I admit I do have a one track mind.
Right now I am in the middle of reading some interesting HP’s. Got to love the ones where the Sheikh Prince with a hundred and one names seethes with hate over the heroine but can’t be denied her touch! heh.
Oh, like “widow” and “virgin” are mutually exclusive concepts. *pfft* If indeed her field has been plowed in the past, wouldn’t she be a Relatively Inexperienced Love-Slave, at best?
Or perhaps it’s not referring to sex at all, but to her inexperience as a Love-Slave… :brickwall: I’m too invested in this now. I have to buy it. Curse you!
It’s actually already out if you do ebooks.
And unlike all you weaklings, I am protected from some forms of Meljean’s evil and will not buy it.
Inexperienced love slave? Interesting…I guess he’ll have to teach her what to do!
What a shame – I’m sure he’ll hate every minute of it!
Hilarious names! But oh oh oh…
The Vengeful Guardian’s CONVENIENT mistress?! I think if your own characters could clobber you, Charlie would be first in line. I am going to petition on her behalf that you change it to ‘Inconvenient mistress.’
Do you think you’d have higher sales if those were really your titles?
whenever i read ‘billionaire’ in a title, it makes me think of that scene in the original austin powers movie where the villain still thinks a million dollars is a lot. i wonder when ‘billionaire’ will have to be upped, and i wonder what the transition was like when it originally went from ‘millionaire’ to ‘billionaire’?
(you notice that i’m assuming ‘inexperienced love slave’ went through no such transition)
Ms. Meljean, you’re so clever (and funny). I love it!
Oh gosh, this was priceless!! LOL
Hilarious 
I especially like the new title for Demon Angel. I was like: huh?
:boggle:
Choke. Choke. Meljean, darlin…. you’re dangerous… choke..gasp… sputter…