Comments on: Dear Missy An Internet Survival Advice Column

By: Jenifer Dorsey

Jenifer Dorsey — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:33:26 +0000

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By: ilona andrews

ilona andrews — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:05:33 +0000

Dear Missy,

If you grow a penis, may I use you as a model for my next alpha villain? I promise to name him Missyon and make him die in a horrible way.

Love,

Ilona

By: katiebabs

katiebabs — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:33:33 +0000

For $199.99 this pleasure stick better be able to make me the best pot of coffee ever in the morning to wake me up after a sleepless night.

By: Kerry Allen

Kerry Allen — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:53:07 +0000

Dear Meljean,

I will contribute $99.99 to the enlargement of your sword of love if you will sign this release giving my organization permission to document its transformation in the name of science.

Sincerely,
M. Ini Fallus
President, Itteh Bitteh Wieneh Committeh

By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:02:49 +0000

But Missy, if Meljean did have a penis, she and her husband could be in an erotic romance story.

By: vanessa jaye

vanessa jaye — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:11:21 +0000

LOL! You don’t know how much I needed this laugh. :bmww: Seriously, though, good post, points well made.

By: Holly

Holly — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:08:15 +0000

I heart Missy, but I think she’s wrong about the penis thing. Sorry, but I’m pretty sure you should pay the coin for it. The girls (Boys?) aren’t going to love you w/ that tiny penis you have now. Just saying.

By: azteclady

azteclady — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:49:48 +0000

Dear Missy, may I borrow Meljean for a bit?

Dear Meljean, don’t change

By: Carolyn Jewel

Carolyn Jewel — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:31:14 +0000

Why, why, oh why, didn’t you post this sooner? I could have avoided a lot of misery.

(giggling)

By: Jill Myles

Jill Myles — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:26:54 +0000

Missssyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Very nice, high five.