I just ran over to the nearest Postal Annex to send a fax. The clerk kept giving me little glances — like she wanted to stare, but was too polite. And I couldn’t figure out why until I remembered that, while I was writing, my hair had felt really hot and annoying, so I’d pulled it back (and I write better with it pulled back, anyway.)
Except this time, my bangs had been annoying me, too. So I’d grabbed a little rubber band, and made a ponytail out of them. So there I was, stubby ponytail in back, and a thin ponytail in front, dangling over my forehead like a flaccid unicorn horn — because I’m just special that way.
*note: I first posted this a year ago. But some things should be seen more than once.*
Giant robots. Cleavage. Tea.
(H/T to b.)
Also, if you click through to YouTube, there are quite a few other short animated films by the same studio — almost all of them worth a watch (or two.) Content Warning: Some adult/disturbing themes.
I’m sorry, but if I’m driving at night through your neighborhood, and you’ve got your lights on and your curtains open, I will look in.
I kind of can’t help myself. But even if I could, I probably would look in, anyway, because I’m always fascinated by the inside of other people’s houses … even when this habit has led to my seeing certain scenes that I’d rather not have seen, including one in my in-laws’ neighbors’ bedroom that left me incapable of humping my husband for a month. And if you’ve ever seen my husband with his shirt off,* you would know that was a nasty, nasty scene, indeed.
Also, if you are reading a book, I will contort my body and my eyeballs any way possible to see the title and author. That isn’t me being nosy, I swear — it’s part of my job.
I’ve heard that an airship HAS been added to the Iron Duke cover. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ll probably have the new version sometime next week or so.
So, on Twitter, Maili said: The crucial question is where about on the cover will the little airship be placed?
I’m guessing it will be in the background. As long as it’s not here –
As long as it's not here, it's all good.
– it’s all good.
…the airships in the Iron Seas world don’t look like that, anyway. (Of course, neither do the smokestacks and the jacket, but as long as there are gears and mantitty to say STEAMPUNK ROMANCE, I’m A-OK.)
I’m trying to decide between getting up — and risk falling flat on my face — and bearing the pain of walking around on a leg as it’s coming back to life, or just never moving again and having a numb leg forever, even if it means I have to pee on myself.
…and to relate this post to romance novels, that metaphorically resembles the decision that an emotionally stunted hero must make at the book’s climax. It also explains why dogs like to hump my leg — they are channeling their inner stunted alpha.
I think that makes me a doormat by default, though.
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Also, I’m starting to plan the website update in preparation for the new steampunk series. Is there anything on this site that you’d like to see that isn’t currently available? Anything about the current site that you wish wasn’t there, or that you wish was done differently?
1) Forget that you were also lightening your hair. My crappy camera doesn’t capture how pale pale pale my roots are (when it was wet out of the shower, I looked bald) and how bright orange-sherbet the rest is.
I think I will call this color: Flickering Candle on a Winter’s Day.
Flickering Candle on a Winter's Day MB#2874
(No, I didn’t cut my hair. I just pulled it back really tightly, so that I wouldn’t see it out of the corner of my eye and think my house was on fire.)
Also, that orange note in the background is my plotting note for Demon Blood, Chapter 21. It says: DEACON REALIZES WHAT AN ASS HE IS.
I have more Amazon reviews for a single title (Demon Angel) than on any of the anthologies.
This may seem like a weird thing to blog about, but it sent me into a crazy happy dance. All of the anthologies I’ve been in easily, easily outsell my single-author, full-length titles. So seeing that one of the single titles has generated enough interest (positive or negative, it’s all good to me, because it meant that someone read the book) and that more readers have made an effort to review it even though fewer readers actually own the book as do the anthologies…well, it just feels like some kind of milestone*.
::happy dance::
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*Probably because Amazon is so big and visible — because there are tons of other reviews elsewhere. I just don’t obsessively check my numbers everywhere, so this was a bit more in-my-face. Yay for obsessive Amazon ranking-checking! :-D