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		<title>Signing @ Beaverton Powell&#8217;s on Sunday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry for the late notice! It&#8217;s been kind of a crazy week, so I haven&#8217;t been online much. This is just a reminder for those of you in the Portland area &#8212; on Sunday, November 13th at 4:30pm, I&#8217;ll be in Beaverton, OR and signing at Powell&#8217;s local Authorfest. Directions are here. If you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/thehunter.jpg" alt="The Hunter by Theresa Meyers" title="The Hunter" width="125" height="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-6457" />I&#8217;m sorry for the late notice! It&#8217;s been kind of a crazy week, so I haven&#8217;t been online much. </p>
<p>This is just a reminder for those of you in the Portland area &#8212; <strong>on Sunday, November 13th at 4:30pm</strong>, I&#8217;ll be in Beaverton, OR and signing at <a href="http://www.powells.com/">Powell&#8217;s local Authorfest</a>. <a href="http://www.powells.com/locations/powells-books-at-cedar-hills-crossing/">Directions are here</a>. </p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t make it Sunday, remember that I&#8217;ll also be at the <a href="http://www.powells.com/events/#4390">Cheeky Pages book club meeting</a> at Powell&#8217;s on November 18th with <a href="http://www.theresameyers.com/">Theresa Meyers</a>, whose steampunky-paranormal <strong><em>The Hunter</em></strong> just released last week. I&#8217;ve heard that she&#8217;s bringing treats of eatin&#8217; kind. </p>
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		<title>San Diego &#8211; Friday, October 14</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A heads-up for everyone in the San Diego area! Sylvia Day and I will be signing on Friday night at Mysterious Galaxy bookstore at 7:00 pm. That link will take you to the bookstore&#8217;s site, which has directions and general guidelines for the signing. If you have any questions re: the signing, please feel free [...]]]></description>
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A heads-up for everyone in the San Diego area! <a href="http://www.mystgalaxy.com/event/meljean-brook-signs-san-diego-1014">Sylvia Day and I will be signing on Friday night at Mysterious Galaxy bookstore</a> at 7:00 pm. That link will take you to the bookstore&#8217;s site, which has directions and general guidelines for the signing. </p>
<p>If you have any questions re: the signing, please feel free to ask them here.</p>
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		<title>Authors After Dark in Philadelphia &#8211; August 11th to 14th</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meljean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow morning I&#8217;m flying east to Philadelphia, where I&#8217;ll be attending the Authors After Dark (#AADPhilly) conference. On Saturday, August 13th, from 2-4PM, there is a public signing at the Doubletree Hotel. I will be signing, along with these amazing authors. There is also a Steampunk Ball on Saturday night (9-midnight) in the Ormandy room [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/aad-small-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="aad-small" width="150" height="150" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5843" />Tomorrow morning I&#8217;m flying east to Philadelphia, where I&#8217;ll be attending the Authors After Dark (#AADPhilly) conference. On Saturday, August 13th, from 2-4PM, there is a public signing at the Doubletree Hotel. I will be signing, <a href="http://authorsafterdark.net/">along with these amazing authors.</a></p>
<p>There is also a Steampunk Ball on Saturday night (9-midnight) in the Ormandy room that is open to the public, but I cannot find the official link for that, either. I&#8217;m on the court, though, so I&#8217;ll be there and all dressed up. I&#8217;m not really a dress-up type of person, but <a href="http://www.clockworkcouture.com/secrets-of-the-beekeeper-2-colors.html">I have these boots</a>, and I kind of love them. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the description for the Steam Ball:</p>
<blockquote><p>An extra even open to the steampublic, The Authors After Dark Steamball is a wonderful trip down the gaslit memory lane. With The Olde City Sideshow, a wonderful steampunk burlesque act, Music by DJ KILTBOY, a fantastic reading series and signing from 15 Steampunk authors, Psychics, vendors and a serious treat, the Parlor of Victorian Curiosities, all the way from California!</p>
<p>Tix are 20$ at the door and all attendees will have the opportunities to win some fabulous doorprizes!</p></blockquote>
<p>Both the signing and the Steam Ball are in the Ormandy room at <a href="http://doubletree1.hilton.com/en_US/dt/hotel/PHLBLDT-DoubleTree-by-Hilton-Hotel-Philadelphia-Center-City-Pennsylvania/index.do">the Doubletree</a> and <a href="http://doubletree1.hilton.com/en_US/dt/hotel/PHLBLDT-DoubleTree-by-Hilton-Hotel-Philadelphia-Center-City-Pennsylvania/directions.do">the directions are here</a>.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re there and see me in the lobby or wherever, please feel free to stop me and say hi! Unless I&#8217;m on my way to a panel, I&#8217;ll be more than happy to sit and chat for a bit. That&#8217;s the best part of these smaller reader cons &#8212; lots of face-to-face time! </p>
<p><a href="http://meljeanbrook.com/wildsteamy"><img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/wild-steamy-back-216x300.jpg" alt="" title="collectorcard-2.5inx3.5in-h-front" width="125" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-5844" /></a>My partner-in-self-pubbing-crime Carolyn Crane will also be at the conference, and we&#8217;ve planned a special promotion for our <strong>Wild &#038; Steamy</strong> anthology. We&#8217;ve got these handy trading cards with a QR code (are we fancy or what?) that will take you directly to excerpts and a special $0.99 promotional price for AAD (and, ahem, <a href="http://meljeanbrook.com/wildsteamy">if our fiddling with prices means that everyone will be able to take advantage of that promotion, because it turns out that you can&#8217;t just lower the price at one bookseller&#8217;s venue &#8212; instead, it shows up everywhere</a>&#8230;well, it&#8217;ll be just like you&#8217;re at AAD, even if you aren&#8217;t there). </p>
<p>So look for us, hit us up for a fancy card (and my Iron Seas trading cards!), and feel free to chat! </p>
<p>See you there!<br />
Meljean</p>
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		<title>Signing today, 12-4, at Jan&#8217;s Paperbacks in Aloha, OR</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I forgot to mention this earlier, sorry! But I&#8217;ll be at Jan&#8217;s Paperbacks in Aloha, OR on Sunday, August 7 (along with fab authors Kate Douglas, Minnette Meador, Lisa Hendrix, and Kristina McMorris) signing my backlist and giving away romance trading cards. I&#8217;d love to see you there!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/janspaperbacks-300x224.jpg" alt="" title="janspaperbacks" width="200" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5830" />I forgot to mention this earlier, sorry! But I&#8217;ll be at <a href="http://www.janspaperbacks.com/">Jan&#8217;s Paperbacks in Aloha, OR</a> on Sunday, August 7 (along with fab authors Kate Douglas, Minnette Meador, Lisa Hendrix, and Kristina McMorris) signing my backlist and giving away romance trading cards. I&#8217;d love to see you there!</p>
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		<title>Releases, signings, and trading cards&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 04:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meljean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow, two of my fellow Odd Shots and awesome friends are having huge releases: Nalini&#8217;s Kiss of Snow and Ilona&#8217;s Magic Slays. Both are not-to-be-missed&#8230;and if you can&#8217;t decide which to read first, Nalini has a few suggestions here. I&#8217;ll be at Powell&#8217;s tomorrow (Tuesday) night for Ilona and Gordon&#8217;s signing with Lili Saintcrow and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tomorrow, two of my fellow Odd Shots and awesome friends are having huge releases: Nalini&#8217;s <em>Kiss of Snow</em> and Ilona&#8217;s <em>Magic Slays</em>. Both are not-to-be-missed&#8230;and if you can&#8217;t decide which to read first, <a href="http://www.theoddshots.com/2011/05/kiss-of-snow-magic-slays/">Nalini has a few suggestions here</a>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be at Powell&#8217;s tomorrow (Tuesday) night for Ilona and Gordon&#8217;s signing with Lili Saintcrow and Devon Monk, and I&#8217;ll be picking up a few signed copies to give away &#8212; stay tuned for those details. </p>
<p>Finally, I&#8217;m sending four of these pretties to the printer this week:<br />
<img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mina-front.jpg" alt="" title="mina-front" width="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5621" /> <img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mina-back.jpg" alt="" title="collectorcard-2.5inx3.5in-h-front" width="200" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5620" /> </p>
<p><a href="http://silvertales-art.livejournal.com/">Kitsune</a> did an amazing, amazing job on all of them, and after RWA (early July) I&#8217;ll put up a page up showing the complete set, as well as details on how to receive yours. </p>
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		<title>Signing at Beaverton Powell&#8217;s Friday @7pm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 19:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>meljean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Friday the 17th, I&#8217;ll be at Powell&#8217;s at Cedar Hill&#8217;s Crossing (driving directions here) annual Rose City Romance author signing with copies of everything but The Iron Duke (but I will have free samplers to give away.) The signing begins at 7pm and ends when the doors close/everyone leaves. Usually the *leaving* part involves [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/logo_brown.png" alt="powell&#039;s logo" title="" width="154" height="68" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4067" />On Friday the 17th, I&#8217;ll be at Powell&#8217;s at Cedar Hill&#8217;s Crossing (<a href="http://www.powells.com/locations/powells-books-at-cedar-hills-crossing/directions-to-powells-books-at-cedar-hills-crossing/">driving directions here</a>) annual Rose City Romance author signing with copies of everything but <em>The Iron Duke</em> (but I will have free samplers to give away.) The signing begins at 7pm and ends when the doors close/everyone leaves. </p>
<p>Usually the *leaving* part involves going to get food around 9pm. If you&#8217;re there late and you want to hang out at McMenamin&#8217;s and grab tots and a drink or something, I&#8217;m all for that. </p>
<p>From Powell&#8217;s Calendar, authors attending include:</p>
<p>Alexis Morgan<br />
Lucy Monroe<br />
Christina Crooks<br />
Margaret Mallory<br />
Delilah Marvelle<br />
Jessa Slade<br />
Elisabeth Naughton<br />
Amanda Forester<br />
Mary Vine<br />
Gerri Russell<br />
Jean Johnson<br />
Lacy Danes<br />
Elaine Knighton<br />
Courtney Milan<br />
Sharon Ashwood<br />
Melissa McClone</p>
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		<title>Signing at Powell&#8217;s, and my day at Odd Shots</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m at Odd Shots today, talking about Mary Sue and Wal-Mart. Tonight, I&#8217;m going to be at the Cedar Hills Crossing Powell&#8217;s, signing Must Love Hellhounds and my backlist. And it&#8217;s not just me &#8212; there&#8217;s a whole list of authors attending, so it should be a great event. The details: Friday, September 18th @ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theoddshots.com/2009/09/meljean-sue/">I&#8217;m at Odd Shots today, talking about Mary Sue and Wal-Mart.</a></p>
<p>Tonight, I&#8217;m going to be at the Cedar Hills Crossing Powell&#8217;s, signing <em>Must Love Hellhounds</em> and my backlist. And it&#8217;s not just me &#8212; there&#8217;s a whole list of authors attending, so it should be a great event.</p>
<p>The details:</p>
<p><strong>Friday, September 18th @ 7pm</strong></p>
<p><big><strong> </strong></big> <span><a style="text-decoration: none; color: #3e7795;" title="More Location Information" href="http://www.powells.com/info/places/beavertoninfo.html">Powell&#8217;s Books at Cedar Hills Crossing</a><br />
3415 SW Cedar Hills Blvd. (800) 878-7323</span></p>
<p>Join us in supporting local romance authors at our third annual Rose City Romance event! Meet these talented women, ask questions, and get books autographed in a casual setting. Featured authors include:</p>
<ul>
<li>Cathy Lamb (<em>Almost Home</em>)</li>
<li>Delilah Marvelle (<em>Lord of Pleasure</em>)</li>
<li>Minnette Meador (<em>Edge of Honor</em>)</li>
<li>Jenna Bayley-Burke (<em>Her Cinderella Complex</em>)</li>
<li>Meljean Brook (<em>Must Love Hellhounds</em>)</li>
<li>Jean Johnson (<em>The Sons of Destiny Series</em>)</li>
<li>Margaret Mallory (<em>Knight of Desire</em>)</li>
<li>Gina Robinson (<em>Spy Candy</em>)</li>
<li>Elisabeth Naughton (<em>Stolen Heat</em>)</li>
<li>Hanna Rhys-Barnes (<em>Widow&#8217;s Peak</em>)</li>
<li>Lisa Hendrix (<em>Immortal Outlaw</em>, <em>Immortal Warrior</em>)</li>
</ul>
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<p>Er, but I think there are more authors than this that weren&#8217;t listed. But, anyway, I will be there, and I&#8217;d love to see you!</p>
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		<title>Celebrate Romance and Borders Signing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be unplugged all week, so this is an early reminder that I&#8217;ll be at the Celebrate Romance convention beginning next Friday afternoon. For those in the area not attending the convention, there is a multi-author signing at the Borders in Beaverton at 6:30pm on Saturday*. There&#8217;s no reason for me to post the DEMON [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.meljeanbrook.com/df150.jpg" align="right" hspace=5 />I&#8217;ll be unplugged all week, so this is an early reminder that I&#8217;ll be at the <a href="http://www.crspring.com/">Celebrate Romance convention</a> beginning next Friday afternoon. For those in the area not attending the convention, there is a multi-author signing at the <a href="http://www.borders.com/online/store/StoreDetailView_152">Borders in Beaverton at 6:30pm on Saturday</a>*. </p>
<p>There&#8217;s no reason for me to post the DEMON FORGED cover. I just wanted to look at it again. </p>
<p>*I can&#8217;t find confirmation of this on the Borders&#8217; events list, or at the convention site, even though it&#8217;s been mentioned in the e-mail loops several times. If my info is faulty, I&#8217;ll update it. I&#8217;ll be there at 6:30 regardless, and if there ends up not being a signing and you show up and say hi, I&#8217;ll be happy to spring for tots at the <a href="http://www.mcmenamins.com/index.php?loc=25">McMenamin&#8217;s</a> right next door to the Borders (if there is a signing, I&#8217;ll probably head over there afterward, anyway). </p>
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		<title>w00t!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite bloggers, Ciara, just posted a video interview with me. This was taken at the Powell&#8217;s signing, and I had dreams of being as awesome and collected as Joanna Bourne was in her RWA interview with Ciara &#8230; but, alas. I am totally me. And I just managed to spill my soda [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ciaralira.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/desert-island-interview-meljean-brook/">One of  my favorite bloggers, Ciara, just posted a video interview with me.</a> This was taken at the Powell&#8217;s signing, and I had dreams of being as awesome and collected as Joanna Bourne was in her RWA interview with Ciara &#8230; but, alas. I am totally me. <img src='http://meljeanbrook.com/blog1/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And I just managed to spill my soda all over my desk, but luckily moved my laptop out of the way in time. w00t! I&#8217;m awesome.</p>
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		<title>A link between magically fertile heroes and TSTL heroines?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, the TSTL ones who always forget their cell phones or let the battery die when a serial killer is after them. Apparently, there&#8217;s a link between cell phone usage and decreasing sperm quality &#8230; so that explains how, after the killer has been caught and the couple firmly ensconced in their HEA epilogue, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, the TSTL ones who always forget their cell phones or let the battery die when a serial killer is after them. Apparently, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/09/18/cellphone.sperm/index.html?eref=rss_topstories">there&#8217;s a link between cell phone usage and decreasing sperm quality</a> &#8230; so that explains how, after the killer has been caught and the couple firmly ensconced in their HEA epilogue, the heretofore-infertile heroine suddenly becomes pregnant: when the hero realized that she wasn&#8217;t dead &#8212; just her battery &#8212; and then he took her in a fit of relieved lust, his weakling little swimmers become Michael Phelps. </p>
<p>Oh! and this is a reminder that I&#8217;ll be at <a href="http://www.powells.com/info/places/beavertoninfo.html">Powell&#8217;s in Beaverton</a> tomorrow night &#8212; Friday at 7pm. And, since I&#8217;ll probably be starving by the time it&#8217;s done, McMenamin&#8217;s afterward. If you can stand the look of their fries (I always go for the tots there) anyone who wants to is more than welcome to join me. </p>
<p>ETA: I originally wrote &#8220;hitherto-infertile,&#8221; then wondered if I&#8217;d chosen the wrong word, and thought, <em>oh yes, it&#8217;s heretofore!</em> So I published the post, then went to go look it up to make ultra-certain I&#8217;d chosen the right one &#8230; but they are both right. </p>
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