May 15 2009 Dear Thunderbird Meljean Argh! someday someone really is going to find a way to enlarge penises and no one is going to know it (that's not my joke though i heard it somewhere) How can you *not* recognize an e-mail like this as spam? Especially after I have marked it as spam five hundred million thousand times? (Click to view the glory that is my e-mail program.) Seriously. That’s SO awesome.