How many shots did Curran take for this?
Friday is the post where (unless we have guests on the weekend) I send you off with something that will hopefully last you until Monday. And, by gosh, I’ll do my best. I present to you:
Making Lemons: A Kate Daniels Graphic Fanfic.
Yes, it’s just as bad as it sounds. So what are you waiting for? Click to enlarge each page.
Page One
Page Two
Page Three
Of course, the question is — did this happen because Curran had a few too many shots, or because I did? The world may never know…but you can guess in the comments, if you like. Or tell me: who should be the next victim? I can’t do these every Friday, but once every month or so sounds reasonable.
September 4, 2009 @ 1:12 am
OMG! Meljean, this is the most fantastic thing I’ve read in a long long long time! Thank you so much (ummm, I hope Ilona will let you live to make more of these fantastic fanfics). My suggestion for the next victims are Nalini’s Lucas and Sasha? 😛
September 4, 2009 @ 1:37 am
LOOOOLLLZZZZZ!!!!
September 4, 2009 @ 1:51 am
*snerk*
September 4, 2009 @ 2:41 am
Bwahahahahaaaaaa!
September 4, 2009 @ 3:28 am
Hilarious. Hahahahahaha…
Made my Friday morning at work. Thank you.
And I would like to see Nalini’s Lucas and Sasha next, too.
September 4, 2009 @ 4:24 am
LMAO! Great post and I love Mahon’s “actor”.
September 4, 2009 @ 4:54 am
(chuckles under breath) soooo naughty! but so funny!!!
September 4, 2009 @ 5:00 am
Roflmao. Oh good Good, too funny. Unicorn lane, man titties, Mahon *snicker* My guy just walked past and asked what was so funny I showed him and he got this odd look on his face, shook his head and kept walking!
September 4, 2009 @ 5:25 am
ROFLMAO! You know that Ilona will smack a pillow over your head for this, do you ? Or declare war. Or both.
September 4, 2009 @ 5:35 am
Seems to me Ilona is quite the victim here on this site, isn’t she? 😉
September 4, 2009 @ 5:53 am
War could be awesome.
Kate & Curran = the victims. Ilona = We heart her. This is how we lurve. 😀
September 4, 2009 @ 6:07 am
LOL. Works for me! I’m sure Ilona will show you a lot of lurve in return.
On Friends: I will get you back one day | Ilona Andrews
September 4, 2009 @ 6:05 am
[…] Nobody takes me seriously. No, really. […]
September 4, 2009 @ 6:13 am
:sigh:
September 4, 2009 @ 6:25 am
OMG, that is so dang funny!
September 4, 2009 @ 6:37 am
‘Hail to the KING, baby!” he he he he…I love it!
September 4, 2009 @ 6:55 am
Funny Funny Funny…. I loved Mahon’s actor…. I think curran was a little bit off though… jk that was hilarious!
September 4, 2009 @ 7:00 am
*wheezes in laughter*
Heh! Oh, that’s just simply awesome.
I wonder how Ilona will retaliate and I think this will become a popcorn watching event. 😉
September 4, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
I got the popcorn!!
September 4, 2009 @ 7:00 am
*blink*
*blink*
BWHAHAHAHAHA!! EPIC AWESOME!
September 4, 2009 @ 7:25 am
This is too sweet, just for this i’m going out to buy all of your books!!
September 4, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
*laughs evilly* My work here is completed.
…but I’d get the first one and make sure you like it before you get all of them 😀
September 4, 2009 @ 7:31 am
That was FANTASTIC!!!
Baahahahahahahahahahhaaaaa!!
Love it – thanks for making my day!
September 4, 2009 @ 8:11 am
That was hilarious! I am looking foward to the next installment and also to the revenge 😀
September 4, 2009 @ 8:13 am
*snort* You owe me a keyboard.
September 4, 2009 @ 8:17 am
LMAO 😀 – Love it!!!! And Mahon OMG *dies laughing*
Can we haz more please- I would love a Kate POV one, like when she and Curran battled dinosaurs and then had sex in the dirt. She has similar dreams too in Magic Strikes and that is canon!
September 4, 2009 @ 2:55 pm
With Godzilla figures!
September 4, 2009 @ 8:20 am
That was hilarious. Now I need to find myself copies of Ilona’s books.
September 4, 2009 @ 8:23 am
Omg!!!! Hehehe.. I nearly rolled off the bed while reading *mantitties*
That was great!! Fantastic.
I like the idea of installments. Wonderful job, Meljean! 😀
*looks around furtively for Ilona* Revenge is sweet?
September 4, 2009 @ 8:24 am
This is simply fabulous! I loves it!
September 4, 2009 @ 8:40 am
*dies laughing*
I think you win the internets for the weekend!
I soooo can’t wait to see what Ilona does in retaliation!
(Rose and Declan would be awesome too, BTW….)
September 4, 2009 @ 8:41 am
Oh and I’m guessing you had a few too many as well as Curran…::grins::
September 4, 2009 @ 8:42 am
PWAHAHAHAHahaha.. *SNORT!* HA HA HAHAHAhaha
gasp. wheeze.
Giant mantitty. A piece of asskicking pie.
The funny. It hurts!
September 4, 2009 @ 9:01 am
OMG – I LOVE IT!!! That was hilarious!!! Thank you!
Poor Ilona…
September 4, 2009 @ 9:03 am
Oh I needed that laugh! HEEEE.
September 4, 2009 @ 9:25 am
OMG.Hehehe… Can’t stop laughing. *Mantitties*- Hilarious!
September 4, 2009 @ 9:27 am
“[…] Nobody takes me seriously. No, really. […]”
Ilona, I love it that none of you take yourselves seriously! You’re all a hoot. Thanks for starting my weekend off on a perfect note. LOL
September 4, 2009 @ 9:48 am
*loves it*
*demands more*
I mean, it’s not like you have any DEADLINES over there, do you, Miss Meljean? 😉
September 4, 2009 @ 11:47 am
LOL! And the pot shots start a-flyin’. 😉
September 4, 2009 @ 10:22 am
So who gets Ilona’s wrath first? Jill or Meljean? Place your bets here!
September 4, 2009 @ 10:35 am
Neither. Ilona will calmly say: “Oh, now that is really funny.” Or something like that. ;D
September 4, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
Oh, see, I assume that Ilona is far more efficient than that. She’ll get us both at once, leave us with our panties around our ankles and faces red, crying and crying.
OH MY GOD I CAN’T WAIT.
September 4, 2009 @ 2:54 pm
Oh, crap. Did I just say that?
September 4, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
Is there something we should know about you, Meljan?! (o0)
September 4, 2009 @ 3:57 pm
She purposefully sets herself up?
Patrice *who veers on the accidental side herself*
September 4, 2009 @ 4:43 pm
Curiouser and curiouser.
Obviously I know what I need to do to Meljean the next time I see her in person…STRIP HER DOWN AND MAKE HER BEG FOR MORE. YEAH BABY.
September 4, 2009 @ 10:30 am
*SNICKER* Bird shit! Giant mantitty! Single tear! Bwahahahahaha!
September 4, 2009 @ 10:37 am
LOL that was hilarious.
September 4, 2009 @ 11:01 am
Purrrrfect. Absolutely puuurfect!
September 4, 2009 @ 12:08 pm
Hee. Thanks, everyone 😀
September 4, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
LOL!! Hail the King baby!! I love it:)
September 4, 2009 @ 12:35 pm
Ahahah i loved it, that made ma laugh a lot.
September 4, 2009 @ 12:54 pm
lmao…mantitties, I was sooo not expecting that! Love it, encore!
September 4, 2009 @ 2:29 pm
fantastic! the ‘my little pony’s’ for unicorn lane did it for me! what a joke:)
writing is such a serious business, ha!
September 4, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
I have no words…
Ms.Meljean, you are a GENIUS. If only this would happen n the books.
Luc and Sascha is my vote, too.
September 4, 2009 @ 2:59 pm
I have smiled and laughed every time I’ve looked at this today…at least 5 times. 😀 Is fantastic!
September 4, 2009 @ 3:32 pm
Poor Curran, I can hear the pin prick deflating his enormour ego from here 🙂
September 4, 2009 @ 4:17 pm
LOL
That is hilarious! Poor Curran. Talking in one’s sleep can be pretty bad. According to a friend of mine, and my call log backed her up, I had a whole phone conversation with her while I was asleep. *sigh*
September 4, 2009 @ 7:00 pm
It is like a video of some teen falling off a skateboard onto a rail. You just can’t get enough of it, and it is SOOOO painful each time you see it. I’m never going to be able to read about curran now and not think of mantitties. I lurves it!
September 4, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
Right, that’s done it. I’m reporting you all to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
If I had roses I’d throw them to you (badly, because I’m laffing so hard)
September 4, 2009 @ 10:23 pm
ROFL Hilarious!!! How about one of Rafael and Andrea *snickers* the chandelier scene maybe?
September 5, 2009 @ 12:42 am
Loved it…
an idiot OR the Beast Lord…. i’m thinking… can’t the idiot be the Beast Lord????
At least on some things that have to do with Kate?
PS The Beast Lord had too much time thinking about the dinner he ‘won’ annd how he ‘missed’ it…. and now he drinks to forget about it…
(Sometimes my imagination runs too wild) 🙂
September 5, 2009 @ 5:25 am
‘She’s got bird shit in her hair, i can smell it from here’
LMAO!!
Aahahahahahahaa
September 5, 2009 @ 7:18 am
holy. crap. that’s funny.
Meljean=comedic genius
September 5, 2009 @ 2:25 pm
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in months! Hee.
September 5, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
OMG, now that was a Depends-worthy post!
*wipes tear*
I’ve developed a new appreciation for the graphic novel.
September 6, 2009 @ 11:19 am
lol.. I needed that. Thank you very much. Now if you will excuse me I need fresh undies…lmao
September 6, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
WTF!!!O.O
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September 6, 2009 @ 7:17 pm
September 6, 2009 @ 7:30 pm
Oh Brenda,
Don’t be that gal. Seriously.
September 7, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
LOL it’s hilarious! I read it on Friday but I just had to reread it again today 😀
September 8, 2009 @ 12:05 am
LoL Atzimba I had to reread it again today too..
September 8, 2009 @ 5:31 am
that was terrific!LOL!
September 8, 2009 @ 6:05 am
OMG! I LOVE IT! Truly brilliant!
September 8, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
I have to say the single tear was the best part! But I loved it. Go Meljean!
September 9, 2009 @ 2:14 am
LOL that is hilarious!! Love it!