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December 4 2010

How To Accidentally Almost Kill Your Husband

Meljean Dorkery, Funnies, Wonder Woman i think i look awesome in it anyway

Step 1: On Friday night, a little after midnight, decide that you really want something to drink from the kitchen.

Step 2: Get up from your desk where you’ve been writing and walk through the living room, where your husband is on the sofa, watching the Chicago-Boston game and eating grapes.

Step 3: Make some remark so that he looks away from the TV, and sees you wearing this:

Step 4: Perform Heimlich Maneuver until the grape comes out.

Step 5: Defend yourself by saying that you were cold (but really it was just comfy and you like the shirt and the stripey socks.)

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Meljean was born on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pasttimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy who worked there. His name was Westley...but she never called him that.

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