I saw this review over at Bookfetish.org. It includes this tidbit.
The advices from this biography of facts about the holy Chuck are as follows: Grow a beard, build a shrine for the Chuck and be sure to offer up young maidens to it daily and always be alert for the Chuck is all-mighty. The Chuck knows where you live and has no problem taking your womanâ€¦repeatedly.
“Chuck Norris doesnâ€™t sleep. He waits.”