Meljean, 0; Giant Ball of Burning Gas, 1

Today I took my daughter out for a half-an-hour walk around 11am. It was 70 degrees. I spent most of it in the shade.

Guess who has a sunburn right now? *headdesk*

This is why I write about vampires, folks. I understand them so, so well.

(Also, watch this space on Friday for a big giveaway.)