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She’s back and hotter than ever!
Lady Lara Coughed has never been defeated. Not by giant spiders or rabid dogs, or even by those crazy militants who always show up in the tombs she’s exploring. But will her big guns be big enough to protect her when she faces her deadliest foe yet?
This time her heart will be raided…and her panties, too!
They call him Corey, the Mysterious Man Who Wears His Sunglasses at Night — and in the dark depths of a tomb. What does he hide behind those dark shades? Lara must use every skill she possesses to convince him to remove those enchanted lenses, even if it means she has to remove every other article of his clothing first!
June 11, 2012 @ 3:25 pm
Is it bad that I would read this? And probably love it?
June 11, 2012 @ 3:28 pm
The sad thing is, I’d probably enjoy it, too. That’s true of every parody cover I do. It’s really just my inner dork, yearning to write something like it.
June 11, 2012 @ 3:26 pm
Hah. She must be a great warrior if she can still be one while her pants are falling off…
June 11, 2012 @ 3:28 pm
Alas, if I had her body, I probably wouldn’t care much if my pants fell off a lot.
June 11, 2012 @ 3:44 pm
You know that now you have to write the book, right? You can’t leave me hanging, I must know what’s behind his glasses. Also, “wet tombs and dark, sweltering caves”? That’s a yeast infection waiting to happen.
June 11, 2012 @ 3:48 pm
LOL @ “Explore her wet tombs, and dark sweltering caves”.
June 11, 2012 @ 4:01 pm
..this so needs to be a real book… i need to know what happens! does she get the glasses off? does he get to keep his socks on??
June 11, 2012 @ 4:02 pm
If I had that body, I probably wouldn’t even bother with pants. Overshare.. but still. Anyways, the glasses give me the giggles. The description of Corey makes me think of David Caruso ala CSI:Miami. The man never went anywhere without his glasses. (Removed and put back on for comic effect.. makes for a terrific drinking game)
June 11, 2012 @ 4:15 pm
Oh, yes. CSI: Miami, which reminds me: http://screen.yahoo.com/goodbye-csi-miami-29616463.html?pb_list=23dce613-c500-43f0-9134-70e58b73187a
June 11, 2012 @ 4:30 pm
How wet are Lara’s tombs?
I bet you Corey is a vampire since he wears his sunglasses at night,
June 11, 2012 @ 4:46 pm
Nah. If he were a vampire, the cover would look like this:
June 11, 2012 @ 5:58 pm
Ha!!!
June 12, 2012 @ 2:49 am
*goes to look for Lara Croft fanfic*