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January 14 2007

The real reason that I hate spam.

Meljean Dorkery

It’s not just that spam is really dumb, that they try to trick all of the spamguards with bad spelling “pr0n girrl suxors c*och!” and subjects like “Hi! I got your message!” because I never fall for them anyway (because I don’t send messages to people I don’t know.)

No. It’s the disappointment.

When I get a notification of a new e-mail in my inbox, a little window pops up from Mozilla Thunderbird and it’s a pretty white box ringed by blue and it says: 1 new message (sometimes more, and that’s like heaven.) And I think: OMG, SOMEONE CARES ENOUGH TO TALK TO ME! And for one instant, I’m not alone in my little computer hole, or I have an excuse to procrastinate.

And then I realize it’s just someone that wants to increase the size of my penis. *sob*

Spam rips a hole in my heart.

And I’m totally adding this song to my DEMON NIGHT soundtrack.

A Quickie I think at some point I'm going to wake up.

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Meljean was born on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pasttimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy who worked there. His name was Westley...but she never called him that.

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