Welcome to the Seven Sins and de-lurking week! It’s a seven-day contest, with a chance each day to win a copy of DEMON ANGEL. Here’s how it works: comment on any one of the seven sins, or confess your own weakness, lurker or regular or first-time-visitor — and at the end of the day on January 1st (at 11:59 pm exactly) I’ll choose seven winners by random drawing: one commenter from each post.
The third sin is WRATH.
I don’t get mad very often, and it takes a lot to piss me off. Like, I don’t get any sleep for a day. Or, I don’t have caffeine for a day. Or no electricity and internet. Or my hair doesn’t look right after being stuck for three days in a stocking cap. Or the driver in front of me doesn’t use their blinker. Or talking about certain things — like politics — that I won’t get into here but suffice to say THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM KHAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!
Or my husband is home for the week, because school’s out, and he wants to do this and he wants to do that, and why don’t we do this AND CAN’T YOU SEE I’M WORKING HERE, BOBBY!! HUH???
Why? Why???? Why does CHARLOTTE’S WEB need to be ruined with cow farts and overwrought acting and cheap puns and Dakota Fanning (and why didn’t they cast Julia Roberts as the horse instead of as Charlotte?)
Serenity now….serenity now…serenity now…