"Why didn't any of that go to your b**bs?"
–My husband, after I dared to step on the scale for the first time in a year, and realized that I’d gained 10 lbs.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!”
–My husband, two seconds later.
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!”
–Meljean, minute 30 in the gym this morning.
