Here’s all you have to do: tell me in the comments how you originally found this site (or use the contact form if you don’t want to de-lurk).
Because I’m assuming that a lot of people here already have a copy, remember that you can also:
1) Give it as a gift to someone you think would like it,
2) Give it as punishment to someone you think would hate it,
3) Ask me to send it as an anonymous package to someone that you love,
4) Ask me to send it as an anonymous package to someone that you don’t,
5) Ask me to sign it “[Insert Your Name Here] wants you to repent! –Meljean Brook” and send it to a politician of your choice,
6) Ask me to send it to you, but have me personalize it to your boss, put some raw egg white on a couple of pages to make them sticky (the lurrrve pages, of course, but also the page where Lilith threatens to make a demon the meat in a Hugh-and-Sir Pup sandwich) then leave it around the break room with, “[Boss’s name], I really appreciate all of the “help” you gave me with certain scenes. Your experience is an inspiration! See you around the chat rooms! –Meljean Brook, aka backdoorgrrl6969″,
7) Ask me to donate it to a library, charity, or someone who hasn’t had sex in a long, long, long time and needs a thrill in any way possible.
8) Come up with your own, and I’ll do anything that won’t land me in jail (because I’ve got a deadline in a couple of months, and although jail time might actually serve as really great research for the WIP, it won’t be conducive to producing 2K words a day, so, yeah, no.)
I’ll leave this open until Sunday night, April 15, at midnight. Then I’ll pick a name by random drawing.