I just found a 10# bag of potatoes in the trunk of my car.
I don’t know how long they’ve been in there. But they’ve been growing. This is what I get for being an idiot.
Real Life
The Not-So-Good-Housekeeping Life of Meljean Brook
Random Stuff (that’s mostly boring)
My sister will spend money for food on books. She picked up BORN IN DEATH last night because, she said, she was walking by the bookstore and she saw it from the corner of her eye and HAD to get it. And then came home and asked me to transfer money to her account so […]
Random Stuff (that's mostly boring)
My sister will spend money for food on books. She picked up BORN IN DEATH last night because, she said, she was walking by the bookstore and she saw it from the corner of her eye and HAD to get it. And then came home and asked me to transfer money to her account so […]
Note to self:
Stop posting before Noon and/or before you have some caffeine. You are kinda nonsensical before then. 2nd note to self: Your legs do not shave themselves.
To my car:
Thank you so much for messing with my head tonight. A Halloween joke, right? Scaring the shit out of your owner? Because, you know, I just love it when I’m sitting in front of a Burgerville, chowing down a bunch of oh-so-fricking-good sweet potato french fries and staring at the poster of their pumpkin milkshake […]
Meljean interviews her new housekeeper/nanny.
Last week, I lamented over the sad, messy apartment, and how I never seem to have the time (or I’m just too lazy) to keep it as clean as I would like. This week, my daughter came down with a cold. Just a little cold, but she only wanted to cuddle with Mommy. Which Mommy […]