Dear Ms. Klausner

You wrote in your review (that will show up at every online bookstore):

To keep her safe from the demons who want her for some unsavory reason, Ethan thinks Charlie should become a vampire.

Thank you for the review, but I thought I should point out that this is — in every way — wrong.

Ethan NEVER suggests to Charlie that she should become a vampire. His entire purpose is to protect her from the vampires and to prevent them from transforming her.

*headdesk*

But, you know, thanks for reading it — and for the story idea. Next book, it’ll be:

HEROINE: Help! I’m being attacked by vampires!

GUARDIAN HERO: Just let them bite you.

HEROINE: Okay. Hey, cool — fangs!

GUARDIAN HERO: By George, your boobs are pretty.

HEROINE: w00t!

THE END.