Gallery of Dorkery – Page 2

This is just where I add all of my favorite things that I usually share on Twitter or Facebook, but don’t really warrant their own blog post. Warning: I’m a dork and it shows.

Superman Undressed — Captured for posterity, so the world will remember why Meljean died: the Superman Ken doll, undressed.

Meljean's Motivational Poster for Writers — Meljean’s Motivational Poster for Writers

The Flash Protocols 1 – Meljean Makes Desktop Wallpaper

The Flash Protocols 2 – Meljean Makes Desktop Wallpaper

Wonder Woman Snuggie-thing — The only Snuggie-like thing I would ever buy.

The Uncyclopedia's Entry for "Virginity" — I wasn’t looking for WoW. Whoops.

Nude Nuns With Big Guns — This might be the best movie title ever. I must watch it.

Wonder Woman by Dan Dos Santos — Gah. This might be my favorite WW ever…except for when I dress up.

Demon Star — The next book in the Guardian Series. Unlike other authors who write YA, I write for little kids.

Maybe he's born with it... — My favorite icon ever.

Barbarians in Space! Still my favorite Lindsey.

Blackest Night Wonder Woman — It doesn’t make any sense BUT I DON’T CARE. Art by Nicola Scott.

Jigglypuff — Jiggleypuffffffff, jiggleeeeeeeepufff.

Madmartigan and Sorcha — “Wanna breed?” Still my favorite movie couple. *hearty eyes*

My future wife (Alice, not Milla. Although I heart her so much. I’ll watch anything with her in it.)

And blog dorkery below…

November 21, 2010

Diving Helmets and Heart of Steel

Meljean Dorkery, The Iron Seas

I just sent my editor my 7-page cover notes for Heart of Steel — including this image: And so if we end up with a cover like this, I take full responsibility.

November 10, 2010

Free steampunk reads, two Q&As, and a little dance.

Meljean Dorkery, Movies and TV, Other Blogs, The Iron Seas

Yesterday in the comments, jmc reminded me of an upcoming m/m steampunk romance from Carina Press, Island of Icarus by Christine Danse. I’ve invited her to come over and tell us more about it closer to the release date, but until them, she also has released a few (FREE!) erotic steampunk short stories over at […]

November 6, 2010

For my sisters, who watched this off-the-TV copy of Superman II with me a zillion times

Meljean Dorkery and han shot first too

And because Zod and his cronies did kill that kid, and Superman did throw a cellophane ‘S’. No matter what the Donner cut says. Also: And E.T. shoes from Buster Brown. I couldn’t find the one about wearing rubber underwear (although the whole movie is on YouTube now, the trailer isn’t.)

July 23, 2010

Dear people in the Portland metro area

Meljean Dorkery of course there are tons of girls in the portland metro area who HAVE seen him with his shirt off, the dog

I’m sorry, but if I’m driving at night through your neighborhood, and you’ve got your lights on and your curtains open, I will look in. I kind of can’t help myself. But even if I could, I probably would look in, anyway, because I’m always fascinated by the inside of other people’s houses … even […]

July 2, 2010

Iron Duke Airship!

Meljean Covers, Dorkery

I’ve heard that an airship HAS been added to the Iron Duke cover. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ll probably have the new version sometime next week or so. So, on Twitter, Maili said: The crucial question is where about on the cover will the little airship be placed? I’m guessing it will be […]

February 22, 2010

I just decided not to use a “Bait Master” joke.

Meljean Dorkery, The Iron Seas And there are so many masters and mates I really don't need one so obvious anyway

…and here is another post that could have probably just been on Twitter.

February 22, 2010

I just decided not to use a "Bait Master" joke.

Meljean Dorkery, The Iron Seas And there are so many masters and mates I really don't need one so obvious anyway

…and here is another post that could have probably just been on Twitter.

February 6, 2010

My leg is totally asleep.

Meljean AYBABTU, Dorkery

I’m trying to decide between getting up — and risk falling flat on my face — and bearing the pain of walking around on a leg as it’s coming back to life, or just never moving again and having a numb leg forever, even if it means I have to pee on myself. …and to […]

December 8, 2009

Things you should not do while rewriting a book…

Meljean *sob*, Dorkery Yes I know I Have Huge Ears Thanks For Saying So

1) Forget that you were also lightening your hair. My crappy camera doesn’t capture how pale pale pale my roots are (when it was wet out of the shower, I looked bald) and how bright orange-sherbet the rest is. I think I will call this color: Flickering Candle on a Winter’s Day. (No, I didn’t […]

October 12, 2009

For the first time…

Meljean Dorkery

I have more Amazon reviews for a single title (Demon Angel) than on any of the anthologies. This may seem like a weird thing to blog about, but it sent me into a crazy happy dance. All of the anthologies I’ve been in easily, easily outsell my single-author, full-length titles. So seeing that one of […]

October 1, 2009

Winner! and Motivational Posters (and Demon Forged giveaway!)

Meljean Dorkery, Other Blogs

First up: the winner of L.B. Gregg’s GOBSMACKED is… Steph! Congratulations, Steph! If you will contact me with the e-mail address that you want me to send the book to, I’ll send it over ASAP. Also! This time, I’m over LB’s blog, creating motivational posters out of Glamour Shots … and other shots. LB is […]

September 27, 2009

Getting it all out a week early again…

Meljean Dorkery

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Sob sob sob sob sob Obsessive checking of Amazon #s hysterical laughter sob sob sob sob pulling hair and screaming Hahahahahahah! Hahahah! *sob* Throw up. Throw up. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ….. …so, now I’m totally ready for Demon Forged‘s release next week.

September 22, 2009

A Gentlemen's Duel

Meljean Dorkery, Steampunk don't forget to sit through the credits

Giant robots. Cleavage. Tea. (H/T to b.)

September 16, 2009

Thanks to Twitter, it has come to my attention that…

Meljean Dorkery also nsfw because everyone will hear you laughing

there are people online who don’t know about Furniture Pr0n. I’m here to remedy that. So, click. Scroll down to the pink Go! buttons. Click again. Weirdly NSFW, not because the images are so bad, but because you’ll NEVER be able to convince your boss that you aren’t a perverted freak.

September 6, 2009

Storytime with Missy, Part 2

Meljean Dorkery, Funnies, Missy, My Favorites, POW!

Note: This was originally published in 2005 on my old blog, but the fanfic from yesterday reminded me of it, and after some prompting from Maili (she didn’t have to prompt very hard) I decided to republish it, because you can never have too much action figure action. Part 1 is here. MELJEAN: So, here […]

September 5, 2009

Storytime with Missy, Part 1

Meljean Dorkery, Funnies, Missy, My Favorites, POW!