For my sisters, who watched this off-the-TV copy of Superman II with me a zillion times

And because Zod and his cronies did kill that kid, and Superman did throw a cellophane ‘S’. No matter what the Donner cut says. Also:

And E.T. shoes from Buster Brown.

I couldn’t find the one about wearing rubber underwear (although the whole movie is on YouTube now, the trailer isn’t.)