How do I run across this stuff? Or maybe the better question is: Why do I feel compelled to share it?

Because I’m sick, that’s why. Do not ask why I put “elephant penis” into Google Images. Only marvel at this (kind of safe-for-work, because its an educational model, but I’m still putting it after the jump):

WTF? It’s testes are up on its back? And her va-jay-jay is around the wrong way, so it has to come out backwards so he can get to it? No wonder it’s all curved.

You know, it’s not like elephants don’t have it hard enough, roaming around the savanna with poacher-bait on their faces. But they also have to live with testes in their backs? It’s just unfair and WRONG.

And why aren’t there any elephant shape-shifter stories out there?