I made myself step away from the computer…

…last night for about two hours. And I thought, why not watch a movie? And I was too lazy to go out to Blockbuster, so I went through the new ones On Demand, and made myself decide between Wanted (which I’d already seen, but enjoyed, so I knew I wouldn’t mind watching it again) and Max Payne (because I liked the trailer, and I also secretly like Mark Wahlberg because of THE BIG HIT (his character’s name was Melvin Smiley. Melvin Smiley!) even though that was forever ago, and THE HAPPENING has since happened).

Because, really, check out the trailer:

Well, THIS was me watching it:

I chose…poorly.