March 2 2010 Ilona is on the Oregon Trail Meljean Meljean's Posts They had just left Fort Bridger when the dogs began looking hungrily at the oxen...and the kids. "At least it's not dysentery," the wagon master said helpfully, just before Ilona pressed SPACE BAR on his fricking head. *To head off any concerns: ILONA DOESN’T REALLY HAVE A BROKEN ARM.