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My book pr0n, let me show you it.

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In the past couple of weeks, I saw yet again another claim that romance novels were nothing but chick porn. I have to admit, the opinion of non-romance readers doesn’t really bother me that much. What does bother me, however, is that I always get the sense that these “chick porn” people think that women are too dumb to know what real porn is.

You know porn when you see it, right? And I’m telling you, I have seen porn. And I wish that one of these “it’s just chick porn” people would have told me five years ago when I got my first contract with Berkley that all that I needed to do was create porn, so I wouldn’t have bothered with all those fricking wasted years of writing and editing and revising and writing and tearing my hair out. For god’s sake, I’d have just taken some pictures.

Like these.

(I’m putting them under the cut because these images are NSFW.)

NO, SRSLY. Make sure you want to click before you do.

LAST CHANCE. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR KIDS OR INNOCENT MINDS!

Okay, this is your last chance.

THAT CLICKY BUTTON FOR MORE IS ALMOST HERE.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

REALLY.

I can’t believe I’m posting this.

Real Romance Novel Porn by Meljean Brook

 

 

Reading one-handed? Oh, yeah! This must be a really, really good part!
Oh, yeah! She’s reaching in and touching herself. This must be a really, really good part!
Oh, yeah! He's going down that page! Is it getting hot in here?
He’s going DOWN on that page! That book is so hot!
getting-it-on
She’s taking it hard from that big, thick book! He’s got almost all of his 439 pages in there!
Or is that dog-eared style? Haha! Who cares -- it's HOTT!
Or is that dog-eared style? Haha! Who cares as long as it’s HOTT!
Oooooh, she's getting bookended! She can't get enough!
Oooooh, she’s getting bookended! She can’t get enough!
Is that double penetration or double pagination? Look at those hot romance novels go at it! They won't stop until dawn!
Double penetration and double pagination! Ha ha! Those sexy romance novels can keep going all night long!
Ooooooh, looks like girly needed a rest! But these two hot specimens of man-titty never run out of steam!
Ooooooh, looks like girly needed a rest! But these two hot specimens of man-titty never run out of steam!
Ah, yeah! Guess whose kinky best friend just showed up! You'd never know she was a mousy librarian by day! Rawr!
Ah, yeah! Guess whose kinky best friend just showed up! You’d never know she was a mousy librarian by day! Rawr!
The only thing better than one hot romance novel slut is a romance novel slut with a twin!
The only thing better than one hot romance novel slut is a romance novel slut with a twin!
Mmmmm, she's going to be feeling that tomorrow!
Mmmmm, she’s going to be feeling that tomorrow!

So, yeah. No difference at all, right?

(h/t to Furniture Porn. No, I’m not linking. Google it.)

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