Oct 23-26: Special Ninja Battle

Here in America, we take our elections very, very seriously. And no one is more about America than Chuck Norris, ninja and author of BLACK BELT PATRIOTISM: HOW TO REAWAKEN AMERICA.

According to THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS: 400 FACTS ABOUT THE WORLD’S GREATEST HUMAN, Chuck Norris “once roundhouse kicked someone so hard his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.”

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But my friends, there might be someone even more ninja, more American, more AWESOME than Chuck Norris! That is Kate Daniels, star of Ilona Andrews‘s Kate Daniels series. And there’s nothing more patriotic than putting AWESOMENESS! to the test with a vote.

This is a special election that will run parallel to the main voting. It will be open through the weekend, and close Sunday, October 26th at midnight. The winner will receive MAGIC BITES and MAGIC BURNS. Just be prepared when you open the pages to be kicked in the face by America!

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Same rules — everyone can vote, but you have to comment to win.

Here’s a bonus! Come up with any kind of Chuck Norris-ish saying* about your favorite fictional character and post it in the comments, and you’ll get a chance to win a copy from my backlist. There will be two separate winners here — one winner for the Ilona Andrews books, and one for my book — and of course everyone who comments is also entered to win the Grand Prize (see Demon Bound HQs to find out about that.)

*It can be totally lame. Example: The last time MacGyver used a napkin to wipe his mouth, it climbed out of the recycle bin, swam across the ocean, defused a nuclear bomb with a paper clip and dryer lint, then mopped the brow of the sexy secret agent who was thatclose to getting creamed.