Oh, Uncyclopedia, how I love thee:
But I also hate the site, because it is a huge, huge time suck. Because then you click on the entry for WoW. Then n00bs.
Under no circumstances should you ever talk to a n00b. They are highly dangerous in their extreme radioactivity and the communication can be fatal.
And then, an hour later, you realize that you still haven’t found the half-remembered reference to a virgin cult that you were Googling in the first place.