OMG! This changes prehistoric history as I know it.

From a review of the movie The Clan of the Cave Bear at IMDb, this is the fourth paragraph of an otherwise straightforward review.

Some critics scoff at the primative community portrayed here, but it in fact is very accurate. In the DVD commentary we learn that much of the design for this film came from watching a few crude videotapes that were actually made by the Cro-Magnons during that prehistoric period and were discovered, well-preserved, in far northern sub-freezing caves in the 1960s. Not surprisingly, they were in the Beta format.

*dies*

Blame it on my noticing that there’s a movie called Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell up on hulu.com, then glancing at One Million Years BC at IMDb to make sure I was spelling Raquel Welch’s name right, and clicking on The Clan of the Cave Bear.

I swear, you just can’t make this stuff up.