Sadly, this is probably one of the reasons I'm writing romance today.

***CHEESY SCENE ALERT!***

I have to say, though — I absolutely LOVED these guys.

***GOO ALERT!***

(If you’re wondering what these are but don’t want to play them, they are scenes from the 80’s barbarian-fest, BEASTMASTER. I hearted Marc Singer like crazy.)

(Also, this is all katiebabs and Twitter’s fault.)