meljean can’t cook

January 24, 2009

Sad truths about Meljean

Meljean Dorkery, Real Life meljean can't cook, meljean can't sing

1) She almost passed out while trying to sing the last part of “Nessun dorma” along with Pavarotti … while driving to Safeway to get groceries for dinner. Road safety = FAIL. 2) If a fresh loaf of French bread enters her car, still warm from the Safeway bakery oven, chances are it will not […]