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He needed children for an advertising campaign. . . All Cesar Machismo wants is to ensure the bambinos of the world experience the flavor explosion of his company’s newest baby-food, Thai Shrimp in Peanut Dressing. But when he goes to an orphanage looking for a new spokes-baby, he finds twins with eyes the color of […]

Is the last day that you can win one of two copies of First Blood over at Vampire Wire, and the sixth chapter of THE ITALIAN GOURMET BABY FOOD BARON’S IRONICALLY PREGNANT VIRGIN MISTRESS will make its debut here! Did you read chapter five? It’s up at Carrie Lofty’s!