Team Varney! or, Dress Meljean!

This morning I was at Target buying mailing supplies, and as usual, I headed past the printed t-shirts on my way to the checkout.*

That was when I saw these (you can click to enlarge):

…and I couldn’t decide which one to get.

I’m not really on one team or another, but the shirts make me laugh, so I know I’ll end up buying one of them (but probably not both.) Then I’ll wear it to Ilona’s book signing at Powell’s next month, because where better to wear a Team Edward/Jacob shirt than when I’m surrounded by a bunch of urban fantasy fans who’ve come to see Ilona, Devon Monk, and Lilith Saintcrow?

So I think we should have a vote. In the comments, tell me: Which shirt should I wear to Ilona’s signing?

Which one is less likely to get me beat up if I’m in the middle of a bunch of urban fantasy fans? (Please consider this when casting your vote, because I’m a weenie.)

And finally — which one would you wear (in fun or in seriousness?) Or would it be one of these?

(The last one is at Cafe Press. I’m kind of tempted by that one, myself.)

*I don’t recommend this route, by the way. Sure, the t-shirts are cheap…once. I take that route every time. It’s no surprise that my daily wear now consists almost entirely of Target t-shirts. Right now, I’m wearing one with the Styx logo. Tomorrow, it’s my 867-5309 one…and I kind of wish they had an Air Supply t-shirt. I’d wear the hell out of a hot air balloon.