Warning! Do not remove Brandon Routh's clothes!

I just stripped my Superman Returns Ken to see if I could take the padding out of his costume. I shouldn’t have done that.

He’s articulated in…weird places. And his waist is very, um, girlish. I like my boys pretty, but…geez. And everything below the waist makes me want to cry.

I’ve captured the image below. For posterity.  (Please note gratuitous product placement.)